I took her out. It was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
we started making out, and she taken off my pants
But then I turn on the TV
And that ’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’ re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What ’ s my age again?
What ’ s my age again?
Then later on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops, and your husband ’s in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
and that’ s about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you ’ re 23
And are still more amused by prank phone call id?
My friends say I should act my age
What ’ s my age again?
What ’ s my age again?
And that ’s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’ re 23
And you still act like you ’ re in fuksi year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What ’ s my age again?
What ’ s my age again?
That ’ s about the time that she breaked with me
No one should take them seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What ’ s my age again?
What ’ s my age again?
What ’ s my age again?